A Friend Just emailed this to me.......I thought I would share.
Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
posted by Bloodgood @ 10:07 AM
26 comments
26 Comments:
i wonder if they do the missionary position ever?
Are you sure this story isn't autobiogrphical. It sounds familiar, you know we busted you in highschool, I think you just changed the names for protection.
Denny thats very thoughtful of you. Im not sure, but we could contact the Sudanese govt for details.
Jane, good question as well, Im only privy to what was on the BBC all though I may have to do some research on goat fucking and write a paper.
Dorian, is this some sick fantasy of yours? Me fucking goats, cause it is clearly a news story and I can give you a link to the BBC where it can be found. I know news is a new concept for you, and a break away from all that 19th century fiction. How ever I will write this paper and you can turn it into your school for some credit.
I just don't understand why there's a picture of me with this story...
As long as it was an adult goat, I am fine with this. But men should not have sex with kids.
I thought only the Greeks do these kinds of things. Didn't they invent the goat, along with the wheel?
Dorian, I think you were conceived by a goat and Oscar Wilde. Perhaps this explains everything.
Webcams are not expensive right? like $100.00?
Sausage do you look like the letters BBC? :)
FLMG---HHAHAHAHAAHH you are so right. Having sex with a kid is just plain wrong.
PDD, I think you are right about the goat the wheel and Dorian.
you can get a web cam for about $30, aleast thats what I paid for mine. It is a logitech.
$100 Canadian.
Well if I was created by O.W. and a goat then so was bloodgood---I'm just busting his balls because I have a lifetime of sibling rivalry to make up for.
Pinky, your mathematical skills are impeccable.
No Dorian, you are alone on this one. You were conceived by O.W and a goat. Sorry.
Bloodgood was made by the gods of heaven.
All of Oscars wit and good looks must have transfered into me then. I'm having a problem locating any goat like attributes other than maybe a few stubborn qualities.
my my...that goat certainly is a *big boy*
I bet no one asked the goat if it was happy about the whole situation.
*tuts*
goat fucking
i gave you that
what more can i do to make you love me
fuck
Hey everybody,
FLMG, Spot on I forgot about the whole Canadian thing. Sometimes I think everybody lives in America, but Im so glad they dont.
Dorian, I will tell mom if you dont staighten up and marry Jane!
PDD, I can only say you rock and I hope you get a web cam very soon.
Carla, my my your looking ravishing, and pretty inviting too. You are my sunshine!!
Fukkit, you are surely right about that. Im sure goats have feelings. I bet it didnt see a penny of that dowry.
Satan, the big S man I have to say I worry for my soul when you come wondering around here. I tend to start having impure thoughts about all the pretty ladies in blog land.
Nothing in the world could get me to fuck a goat though. Stop tryin to temp me you evil thing.
Bloodgood:
This makes me laugh:
"FLMG, Spot on I forgot about the whole Canadian thing. Sometimes I think everybody lives in America, but Im so glad they dont."
You are hilarious. Good way to end your comment!
Bloodgood:
I am thinking about getting a webcam, but to be quite honest with you, I would feel self conscious.
Let me wait until next week when we have enough money to pay the bills first. And then maybe I can begin saving for this webcam.
Hey Scooty:
Have you seen/read Edward Albee's play called The Goat? I saw it here in San Fran. Múy dramático.
Is it raining in Portland? Here in San Fran it's hailing and pouring and thundering. Weird, weird, weird.
PDD, definetly pay your bills!
We want to see you but if they take your computer then you wont need that cam.
Also dont worry about being shy, its very exhilarating to be out there in front of the world.
Ing, it is raining here too, but it is the normal portland rain.
I have not read or seen the Goat, I will check it out. I am reading Erin's book right now. I am becoming a slow reader lately cause we are getting slammed in the print shop.
I just did a real cool print job for a nation wide swing dance festival this weekend. They are having a 10 piece on Friday and a 20 piece swing band on Sunday, they comped me tickets but I dont think I will be able to attend.
I found and released a sheep caught in a fence in Ireland of all places. For true, I did take a picture first. I did not have relations with the wool bearing bugger.The photo is on slide film and will probably never make it to digital land, but its all true.
Now I read the BBC daily how in the hell did I miss this hot news item?
Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
Here is the link to the actual story.
JW. I feel sorry for your sheep, you could of at least gave it a hug. It probably feels all rejected. On the up side way to be a good samaritan. :)
Samaritan schmamaritan. That sheep is bummed it did not get a hug. : [ Or at least, a good dipping.
did i hear someone say hug? me! me!
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