Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Im sure everybody has seen these but........they are pretty funny!

Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.


At 1:02 PM, Blogger DorianGray1854 said...

Man from IC get here first!! Zipppppppppp!!!!!!!

At 9:03 PM, Blogger PDD said...

That is funny Bloodgood.

I tried chatting on your webcam but your pussy is showing.


At 9:11 PM, Blogger Bloodgood said...

I was trying to type but my cam was effing up

At 11:28 PM, Blogger jungle jane said...

Bloodgood did you fight with your wife? Because your cam was showing cat house...

At 1:39 AM, Blogger wolf-snaggle-tooth said...

man who go to bed with itchy arsehole
wake up with smelly finger!

At 7:41 AM, Blogger Bloodgood said...

Jane, glad you saw my lil'cunt, she was tuckered out from chewing on a bread tie all day.

Graet one Snaggle, thats the spirit!

At 2:48 PM, Blogger Jasmine said...

Those are great!

Hey, feeling a little pooped out today?
The reason I ask is that I only got one beep today. You usually beep beep to me! ::giggle::
It makes me smile, so keep on beeping me.



At 3:11 PM, Blogger Pixie Sprinkle said...

Bloodgood can i have my cat back *pleeease*?

At 8:22 PM, Blogger Bloodgood said...

sorry Jas, Ill give you an extra beep next time I pop over.

Carla your crazy but I love ya. "My cat"

At 9:20 PM, Blogger jungle jane said...

Carla i ran over you cat with the lawnmower. so sorry...

At 1:51 PM, Blogger Toby said...

Man who lies down with dog will rise with fleas.

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At 5:18 PM, Blogger PDD said...

Tu et uno maliducano.

vie con tu putana sorella.

At 6:31 PM, Blogger wallycrawler said...

That was funny , but isn't that a Japanese watercolor ?

At 6:11 PM, Blogger Lenren said...

I never saw these before. Very funny!


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