A Friend Just emailed this to me.......I thought I would share.

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

Thank YOU Flamingo and Flamingoette for the Fabulous Cookware!!!!

For my wedding Flamingo and Flamingoette got me and my wife new cook ware. It is AWESOME!!!! Before we got these we were making food out of old hub caps over a barrel. These crepes are the first thing I made in them. They were so yummy!

Introducing the Buddy Cam

This is buddy, I will try to leave my Cam on him
if I am busy. If I am not busy you may get to see me.
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Favorite Food Combos

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I Love Pickles and Cheese!!!!!!!!!! It is one of my favorite food combos

4.5 hours in the ER

Yesterday at about 1:30pm I had to take a friend to the ER. Talk about a waiting game. I got a call and my friend needed a ride, cause he had a bad ass migraine and had began to vomit blood. He gets headaches all the time but when blood vomiting begins, its time to get it checked out. (Hes alright and just ripped up his esophagus from vomiting so much.) They gave him some morphine and anti-nausea medicine through an IV. He also had some chest Xrays and a CAT scan.
The real bummer was how long we had to wait to get him pain relief. We were in the waiting room for an hour and a half. There definetly needs to be some waiting room etiquette. They need to give you a better idea of how long your wait will be. I understand they have more pressing matters but some common courtesy would be nice. We heard nothing until they called his name to go in. For one thing if you have a screaming kid you need to control it or take it outside. I think the hospital should also have an enclosed room or section for this purpose. My buddy was very sound and light sensitive and there was a four year old possibly screaming the loudest Ive ever heard. I almost needed some meds.
I was starting to wish we had waited in my truck, because then I just started feeling really bad for people. A cancer paitent was there and having a terrible time, I wont go into the sounds he was making or the fact he was vomiting on himself, just know that man was in terrible pain. I felt so bad for him.
Just when things had calmed down and it was semi-queit, we heard a loud crashing and saw a naked girl run out of her room with her gown flapping in the breeze and a cop and a orderly chasing after her. Then she got caught in the sliding doors and fell down with her naked butt sticking out. Then the cop and the orderly picked her up by each arm, and they went kicking and screaming back down the hall. She was picking her feet off the ground like a little kid so it was hard for them to lift her. I just thought to myself how embarassing.
It was definetly an experience.

What I got for Valentines Day!

Mr.MouthyMouth

Am I Crazy????

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Being the head of the PDX chapter of the Pink Flamingo MC has great responsibility!

Since I dont have a regular size bike, I have to make up for it by being a diehard.

I woke up this morning to Frost on the ground and road. So I decided to bundle up in my snowboarding pants and heavy coat and ride 7 miles into town at 7:00am this morning. I was a little worried about riding conditions, cause I over inflated my tires to get more speed out of my scoot. With a little frost on the road and the possibility of black ice, it was a tad on the dangerous side, but I headed out.

I had to do this, I just modified my scoot yesterday with imported Japanese parts.

YAY!!! I got 5mph more out of her, that is alot on a scooter.

Now I have to ride home but the temp is increasing outside so it wont be that bad.

Oregon like many of the northern US states got hit with a cold front. Its a little unusual for us to be in the twenties. But I can rest better knowing that I moved here from Iowa and they are experiencing below zerO weather.

Smuggling Human Heads?????

People are Strange!!!
I think Jim Morrison was right.

MIAMI (Reuters ) - A Haitian national who packed a skull in her suitcase on a flight to Florida's Fort Lauderdale airport was charged Friday with "smuggling a human head."
U.S. prosecutors said they also charged Florida resident Myrlene Severe, who was arrested Thursday, with failing to declare the head on a customs declaration form and transporting hazardous material. The skull had "organic matter" on it, they said.
"Severe stated that she had obtained the package, which contained the human head, from a male in Haiti for use as a part of her voodoo beliefs," the U.S. attorney for the Southern District of Florida said in a statement.
"Severe also stated that the purpose of the package was to ward off evil spirits," the U.S. attorney's office added.
While 80 percent of Haiti's 8.5 million people are Roman Catholic and 16 percent Protestant, more than half also say they practice voodoo, an Afro-Caribbean religion whose roots go back 6,000 years or more in Africa.
Each of the charges carries a maximum punishment of five years in prison.
It was unclear who Severe's attorney was, but the prosecutor's office said bail was set at $100,000 during an initial appearance before U.S. Magistrate Judge Lurana Snow in Fort Lauderdale, and Severe would be arraigned on March 2
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TODAY's NOTE TO SELF.....

Dont go hunting with VP Dick Cheney

I MISS GARBAGE PAIL KIDS!!

AND NOW FOR AN ALL NEW ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is your favorite part?

This is how I look at cows. I dont want them to be treated badly or have bad living conditions while they are alive, but its just that they taste so good. I was eating beef jerky today and thinking how good it is on my tongue, so I called up my brother who is a vegiterian as of three years ago. I ask him if he missed the taste of Beef Jerky. I know he use to love it, but he pretended like he couldn't here me. I dont really have a point and it wasn't totally my goal to upset him about eating meat. Its just that I still dont understand what the big deal is about eating meat. Animals eat meat+we are animals=We eat meat. He doesn't preach to me about it, but I know in the back of his head he thinks by eating meat I am doing something wrong. I have watched all the Peta videos and seen all the Vegetarian propaganda, and it just makes me hungry. Again I in no way condone the torture of animals but I see nothing wrong with raising cattle for food.